Congregation, Sony Sanctimony has Made a Return
For thou art forsaking Sony, my children, for the Pope of PlayStation had to make a return. It seems like my children have lost their way. A couple of news stories come out, and everybody’s ready to jump into the depths, the depths of the hellish Xbox. Everyone is ready to abandon their faith.
Oh ye of little faith, sit down and come into the Church of PlayStation, and let me explain a couple of things to your dumb asses. I stopped making videos for this channel because the war was over. PlayStation had won the war, the war was done. God of War had dropped on the PlayStation 4, and that was it, it was over.
There was nothing; there hadn’t been anything. Xbox had no answers for God of War, they had no answers for Horizon, they had no answers for Days Gone, they had no answers for Spider-Man, they had no answers for Detroit, they had no answers for Persona 5, and they had no answers for the Final Fantasy 7 Remake. They had no answers for VR, there was nothing.
Xbox influencers changed to PlayStation influencers; the war was over, it was done. The war was done. You still had a couple of cats that were like those Japanese dudes on the islands at the end of World War II who hadn’t got the radio signals to tell them to surrender. Like, the war is over, bro, it’s over. So just lay down your arms and pick up a PlayStation controller.
So, Xbox threw in the towel, and they announced a new console, and somehow, people thought that the war was back on. Oh, it’s a new console, the war is back on. It’s another war, the war is back. But this is just typical Xbox, right? Announce lots of hardware, tons of hardware, don’t ever put out any games that anybody wants. Delay games forever, cancel every single game. This is Xbox.
There’s still no games. There’s all this news that I haven’t even gotten to, and none of them are games. None of the news is games. I mean, listen, war is hard. This is the craziest part. I’ve seen so many people that don’t even understand what the war was about. People think it was about having exclusives that weren’t on PC and this and that. It’s about the games. What games are on the console, what games do I play when I have the console? That’s it.
Let’s go on, the new consoles were announced. PlayStation 5. Some new Xbox, Xbox 2X, right? They announced the Xbox 2X. So the Xbox, who were just… you know, there’s a lot of fakes. There’s like a lot of fake Sony things. You know how, like, when America wanted, you know, when Russia, I guess, when Russia won World War II and America came in and just hired up a bunch of Nazis and just put red, white, and blue coats on them?
There were a lot of dudes in the PlayStation community that were like that, there’s still a lot of dudes. They’re just waiting, they’re just waiting for their chance to go back to Xbox. There’s still no reason to go back to Xbox, but these people are just waiting in the wings, like just to try to start an uprising. You get a little January 6 uprisings every now and then.
But bro, it’s over, it’s over, okay? It’s just a couple of quacks that think they could try to make an uproar and get someone to do something, but they’re, but no, no. It’s the war is done, you lost the war years ago and you’re still fighting it. It’s done, guys, it’s done.
So, Xbox started jumping… Well, I’m gonna go buy this new Xbox, let’s go buy the new Xbox. There’s gonna be a new Halo, a new Forza. Is there a new Gears? There’s no new Gears, so it’s just Halo and Forza. There’s a new Halo and a new Forza. I gotta go buy the Xbox, right? Because they’re like triple titles, aren’t even there anymore, right? None of their other state-of-the-ring, none of that other [expletive] panned out.
So, the Xbox, movie pass, what do we have? Right, they’re playing movie pass games, they’re playing movie pass games. They’re still subs for movie pass because they forgot to cancel it. They’re playing Outriders, they’re playing Back 4 Blood. Right, they’re just playing like third-party games that are broken at launch and don’t work.
That’s what you guys want for your Call of Duty, this is what you want in Halo. Like, the big thing about with Halo online, they added challenge skips. That’s how they make money, they give you [expletive] challenges, then you have to pay to change the challenges so you don’t have to do them. That’s what you guys want for your Call of Duty.
2022, mark my [expletive] words. Treyarch, Infinity Ward, they’re just gonna put out a bunch of [expletive] [expletive] from now on. Right, that’s it, a bunch of [expletive] [expletive]. Whatever, get whatever the [expletive] you have out and get it on Game Pass. The [expletive] now.
I mean, okay, you could do that. You can buy Movie Pass and play old subpar broken games that no one’s on. Right, while everyone plays them on Steam in a totally different ecosystem where you can’t even just not even cross-play at launch, right? It’s not going to be cross-play. You’re going to be playing Call of Duty by yourself because they’re not going to make it exclusive, they’re still going to put Call of Duty out on Steam, they’re still going to put it out on PlayStation and that’s where people are gonna play it.
But, geez, do you think Call of Duty’s broken now? Right, holy [expletive]. You’re gonna have challenge skips, that’s what they’re gonna add, Halo. Like, the big thing about with Halo online, they added challenge skips, that’s how they make money, they give you [expletive] challenges, then you have to pay to change the challenges so you don’t have to do them.
Keep telling me there’s a war, there’s still some kind of war. There’s people telling me there’s still a war. There’s a war because people don’t have PS5s. And I’m gonna tell you right now, if you don’t have a PS5, it’s because you don’t deserve one.